YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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