so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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