The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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