Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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