how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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