what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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