he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
This is the high leading the old right now
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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