he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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