do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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