Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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