she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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