I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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