Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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