talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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