Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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