I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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