She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize
