YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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