I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
