I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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