You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
love makes seman taste better
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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