i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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