You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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