Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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