She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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