so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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