i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
we're making bets on your personal life
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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