redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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