Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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