Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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