This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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