he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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