What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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