i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Randomize
