New low: just hacked my moms facebook
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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