Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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