Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
A+ Viking dick
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