dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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