I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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