I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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