that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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