he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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