I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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