this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
