doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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