I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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