Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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