a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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