I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
