If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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