I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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