It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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