If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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